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Something of Interest.

February 21, 2011

Sorry about the lack of dedication recently, I have been busy and tired, and sometimes I have been full of cake. It’s just not a productive way to live life, I tell you. Hopefully this will all be remedied soon, but for now, look what Robert found:

It’s bloody glorious. Apparently it’s a game of some kind.

Thank you, Robert, keep watching the skies.

Hopefully regular updates will be back soon, until then, buy the game and play that to get your twisted Animal on Animal fix.

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2010 in Review.

January 3, 2011

Firstly, Happy New Year. Secondly, read on.

I got an email about how the blog is doing from the “WordPress Gods”. The email seems to be being quite kind and encouraging, which is nice of it. Apparently seven full 747s looked at the blog. I find that unsettling, because aeroplanes should be concentrating on flying, or taking off, or landing, or sitting and waiting to do one of the previously mentioned activities, they should not be wasting time reading this blog and endangering lives.

Here is what was emailed to me anyway, there’ll be a new post to kick off 2011 properly as soon as I get enough coffee in me to start hallucinating again.

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Fresher than ever.

Crunchy numbers

Featured image

A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 2,800 times in 2010. That’s about 7 full 747s.

In 2010, there were 47 new posts, not bad for the first year! There were 52 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 7mb. That’s about 4 pictures per month.

The busiest day of the year was July 21st with 82 views. The most popular post that day was Current events!.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were facebook.com, endoflevelboss.com, ishisoft.com, obama-scandal-exposed.co.cc, and mystufie.co.cc.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for terrapins, terrapin, randy savage, macho man, and pig.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

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Current events!July 2010
2 comments

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A terrapin, on a terrapin, on a hand.January 2010
2 comments

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The dogs that loved Macho Man Randy Savage.May 2010

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A momentous occasion.May 2010
3 comments

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A sad story.February 2010

 

 

Why people are being referred here by “obama-scandal-exposed” is beyond me.

In summary, the blog is doing quite poorly, but WordPress wants to encourage me because it benefits them if I use the service.

It’s more than I could ever have wished for.

Let’s hope 2011 continues the strong tradition of quality established in 2010, thank you for your continued tolerance.

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Busy.

February 22, 2010

I’m flipping busy at the moment. More updates in a week.

Sorry.

Lots of love,

– Matt

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Intro.

January 22, 2010

Firstly, the site’s name is supposed to sound a bit like some unpleasant pornography, sorry, I was trying to think of a better name but this one seemed the strongest of the lot. You can imagine how bad the others were. Here is the mission: To find shit loads of pictures of animals sat on top of each other.

Pictures of either two animals of the same species on top of each other, or better yet, different species!

If you find any of these please send them in to me and I’ll put them up if they’re suitable.

No sex ones. None of that. Seriously, if there are any sex ones my mum will probably ground me. I can’t have that again, not at my age.

Send your found images to: animalonanimal [at] googlemail [dot] com

Enjoy the site, it might not last long, I’m not sure how many of these amazing pictures there are out there, and if you’re taking these pictures yourself, please don’t harm any of the participants, that would make you a bastard.

Lots of love,

– Matt