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Killer Whales and Cheese Slices.

April 7, 2011

Little Jimmy liked to pretend that the floor was killer whale infested water, because it was.

Keeping away from killer whales is quite important when you’re a walrus, due to killer whales being bastards that will eat you. Probably even that one in Free Willy. I heard that he had killed Godzilla and Superman.

Little Jimmy, being rightly afraid of the evil beasts, used to sit on his dad’s back when going to the shops. They went every Wednesday morning (his dad was unemployed due to being obese and thus unfit for work), and bought bread and cheese slices to have for lunch.

It wasn’t a great diet, and eventually that blonde doctor bloke off Channel 4 got wind of it and gave them an angry phonecall, asking them to come and do his show ‘Supersize Vs. Superskinny’ to sort their lives out.

They turned him down, however, because they were walrusses, and walrusses tend not to like Channel 4 very much.

Thanks to Craig (I think), for the image, and Google for the image of That Doctor Bloke.

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One comment

  1. Thanks to me? I honestly don’t remember if I sent you that or not, but am happy to take credit. 🙂



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