Archive for May, 2010

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AoA video blowout!

May 26, 2010

Oh my good shitting Lord. It’s video time again, folks.

Neither of these are properly “Animal on Animal” as far as whatever rules I’m pretending to follow go. I’ve put them both up in one post in the hopes you may overlook this and continue to be my friend and/or lover.

Here is the first video:

Personally, I don’t know what a Roomba is (I don’t read stuff, just like you’re not reading this), but it seems to be a magical robot vacuuming machine man. Technically not an animal, but kind of an animal if you lie to yourself.

Thanks to Chris, taken from here.

Here’s another one:

This one is worryingly close to the rude kind of animal on animal, which bothers me. They are doing the animal equivalent of kissing (often referred to as “licking”) and are quite close to each other.

I can’t tell if they’re definitely “on” each other and daren’t play the video for too long in case I get arrested, so I’ll never find out.

Thanks to Sawan for this, I don’t really want to ask how he found it.

Sorry about this update everyone.

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The dogs that loved Macho Man Randy Savage.

May 18, 2010

Many years ago there were two dogs named Ishamel and Richard. They liked wrestling, and their favourite was Macho Man Randy Savage:

Often they would wrestle at each other’s houses, making pretend wrestling rings out of sofas and jumping off them and kicking each other and all that stuff. They even had their own theme songs that they recorded on tape! But one day Ishamel had pinned Richard, and just then, a really good episode of Coronation Street came on and he sat there transfixed:

Richard was stuck there for the full omnibus and he did not enjoy it at all. When Ishamel came around from his Coronation Street coma and apologised Richard was having none of it, and stormed off. They haven’t spoken for years.

They are still fans of Macho Man Randy Savage, however.

Cheers for the image, Lee.

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The next level!

May 11, 2010

I’ve been sent this three times now, so I thought I’d put it up before anyone else sent me it. The credit list is simply getting too long. I can’t handle this.

That aside, we have another amazing evolution of the Animal on Animal empire in this very post: motion pictues! Watch as this dog rides on this tortoise:

This video business… It’s like waking up on a sunny morning, birds singing, love heart balloons everywhere, coffee on your bedside table, and then being kissed by a man with a moustache.

It’s a revelation.

Thank you to Robert, Sawan and Will for sending this in, I have no tossing clue where it originated.

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A momentous occasion.

May 5, 2010

You’re not going to cocking believe this.

At some point in the past a chicken stood on a sheep, and someone took a photo. But that’s not all. Look closer…

Yes. Oh my Christy. Another sheep is looking at the camera and a cow sign in the background looks like it’s standing on that sheep’s back!

Get your head around that. A sheep with an actual real life chicken stood on it, and another sheep that looks like it has a pretend small cow stood on it, in the same picture.

Astonishing.

Image found by Kieren, no idea where she found it.