The race of their lives.

March 3, 2010

It’s been too long. I’ve missed you all so much.

Today we have short story about harmony and love and all that bollocks that doesn’t really exist.

Keith the snail and Haagendazs the tortoise were fierce rivals on the racing circuits of Monaco. They fought over everything, women, seats on trains, and who had the biggest knees.

Their rivalry was so intense that they actively hated each other. Once, Haagendazs even put a bag of dog poo through Keith’s letter box!

Then, one day in Spring, during a particularly harsh race, Keith realised he was a snail and had no legs. He was very sad. Haagendazs’ cold heart melted and he offered Keith a lift. They crossed the finish line together and retired from racing to become bakers.

Taken from here (warning, shit loads of animated gifs), found by Will.


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